Hate Me!

Due to the increasing amount of anonymous hate mail I've been getting, I decided to set up this page for those of you who hate me but haven't been able to send venomous email because you can't figure out how to configure Netscape with a bogus email address.

This public service makes it so much easier to hate me. Just fill in the following fields and press submit. All entries will be processed strictly confidentially.

Contact Information

Since you wouldn't be here if you had the guts to use your own name, put the name of your worst enemy (besides me) here.
Name:

E-mail address you would like me to believe you sent this from.
E-mail:

Motivation

I find that most hatemail can be classified in a few categories. To simplify collecting appropriate statistics, I have devised the following classification scheme. It will be updated if you can come up with something good.

Please check all that apply.

I hate you because:

You wrote an article I object to in the newsgroup.

And you dared to oppose my views.

And you proved me wrong, thereby causing me great embarrassment, anguish and general loss of face.

You wrote an article I object to in the mailing list.

And you dared to oppose my views.

And you proved me wrong, thereby causing me great embarrassment, anguish and general loss of face.

And you ripped off Sydney P. Freedberg, whoever he is.

And you dislike Netscape and/or its ingenious features, which I endorse because I want to be a winner and not a Lynx-using loser like you.

And cost me my Internet account (the old one).

And got my site's news/mailfeed cut off.

You started using "X-No-Archive" so I can't dig up ancient stuff about you on the DejaNews anymore.
You have a long a name I can't spell.
Your .signature includes a quote from a pig.
You don't adore Bill Gates and the wonderful products of Microsoft.
You can write correct HTML without a special editor.

Other, please specify:

Additional Comments

I'm too stuupid to delete this sample text!

Picture

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